WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO ME EVERYONE?

GUYS, MY WORLD IS CRASHING DOWN

I AM APPARENTLY A LIBRA INSTEAD OF A SCORPIO

FUCK YOU, NEWSPAPER, FOR NOT ACTUALLY KEEPING UP WITH WHERE THE PLANETS ARE WHEN PEOPLE ARE BORN AND JUST GOING BY DATES THAT WON'T WORK FOR ANOTHER 26000 YEARS

AAAAAAH

In happier news, I have an egg salad sandwich :D